Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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