Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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