So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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