this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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