IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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