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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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