You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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