yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.