Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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