im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...