I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!