Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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