I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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