why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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