Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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