we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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