How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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