so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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