I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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