I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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