There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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