thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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