Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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