So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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