i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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