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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im holly from the hills drunk
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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