We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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