i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
third nipple confirmed
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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