another moral hangover. fuck.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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