This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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