I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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