You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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