So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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