Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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