yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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