Say something about gay babies.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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