chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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