so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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