I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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