I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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