I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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