Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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