Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
vagina is talking i cant
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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