My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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