is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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