Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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