Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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