Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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