P.S. I can't hear my feet
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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