it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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