Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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