OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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