So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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