If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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