the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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