i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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