office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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