were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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