I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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